Existing in thirteen dimensions, the Iberian Quantum Mage strives to destroy, reinvent and ultimately completely disregard all metaphysics.
Turn ons: bonsai servitors, writing (but not reading) runes, take-away food.
My Grandma, the Catholic Witch
Do you have an acquaintance, friend OR relative that is totally witchy yet completely unaware of it? Perhaps even your grandmother could have her own lexicon for things like "banishing or "conjuring"?